She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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