Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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