Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You are a genius and a whore.
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