she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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