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(703): View more from Virginia

His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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(386): View more from Florida

Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"

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You're going home with him aren't you?

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I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house

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(631): View more from New York

when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.

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(904): View more from Florida

My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.

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(802): View more from Vermont

It was like mission impossible.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

but with sex.

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