it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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