What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Fuck appropriateness.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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