Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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