You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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