Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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