I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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