brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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