i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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