I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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