Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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