What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
two words: eviction party
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
There's even glitter on my cock...
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