in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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