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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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