So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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Oh Jesus.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
