Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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