if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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