normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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