nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Of course I have a pirate flag
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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