I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
