so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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