Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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