Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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