marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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