Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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