batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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