Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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