I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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