Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
soo... how was my night?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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