sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she told me i tasted like america
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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