question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I cut my penus on the lid.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You pole danced in your parka.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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