STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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