Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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