I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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