but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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