dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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