i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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