Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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