morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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