Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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