This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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