ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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