Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
