Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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