I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think people are normalizing furries
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