I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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