just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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