making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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