I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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