I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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