Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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