Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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