Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
