I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Sober January is a disaster.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Never underestimate the power of titties
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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